My name is Dixon; I'm black, powerful, mysterious, and have been known to converse frequently with p14nd4, Vaughn, Sark, and Arvin. My hobbies include chatting and reading articles during meetings, cracking WEP keys, and finding directions on vacations.
While my actual birthday is a secret, I can tell you that I was adopted by p14nd4 on 2005-11-18, at which point I received what I like to consider my rebirth, along with my new name and identity. Speaking of my identity, I really have two of them: my first identity is that of Windows XP Professional, while the other is the more elusive Ubuntu 7.04. I behave differently depending on which personality is active, but you can still call me Dixon.